Sailor Moon Says!
Season 1
(Season Finale)

Welcome to Sailor Moon Says: Season 1! These are the oldest episodes of "Sailor Moon Says!" They contain only a select few heads, and don't really have an on-going plot. But I hope you enjoy them despite these facts! Because of the shorter episode lengths, I've condensed eight onto a page. I also didn't attach episode titles until long after the episodes' original airings. This page contains the season finale. Now run away.

Starring...
Lita Amy Serena Raye Mina
Molly Luna Alan Melvin

Season Finale
I'm back! So is everybody else! I don't see anyone else! They're late, okay? Well, it's been a very long time since the last Sailor Moon Says! This is so exciting! This is the Season Finale! So what do we talk about? Hey, everyone! When will the next season start? Probably in 1998! What if, in the year 1999, someone is reading this and thinking, "But 1998 was last year!" Then that's their problem! What will the next season be called? Oh, give it up, Alan! Your band is so yesteryear!!! My fifteen minutes of fame! Over! Waah! *Sob* My fans... deserted me!! Bwah-wah!! Teehee! How about Sailor Moon Says R! Oh, please! I like "Sailor Mars Says" better! But the title "Sailor Moon Says" is a tradition! I say we keep it "Sailor Moo"--ouch!! On second thought, let's make it "Sailor Mars Says"! No, it stays "Sailor Moon Says"! Jupiter, Star, Power!! Jupiter, Thunder, Crash!! I'll be back... next seasoooonnn... Well, since Sailor Mars won't be saying anything more, we can't name it "Sailor Mars Says"! I guess this is it, then I'll miss you all!
I write this thing! I get to choose what to name it!
Yeah, I guess we'll just find out the name next season! Bye, everyone! See you next season! Sailor Moon Says: Remember, kids, glue is for pasting, not eating!
Originally aired: Saturday, August 9, 1997


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