 Ah, yeah, that was a good one.
 Finally! You're back!
What's wrong?
 It's Serena! She's gone crazy!
No! Serena! Stop drawing heads all my wall!
 Must draw heads. Must draw heads. Must draw heads.
The ceiling is covered! How long was I in the bathroom?
Almost three weeks, I think.
Oh, dear! Serena, you've got to snap out of it!
Must draw heads. Must draw heads. Everyone wants to draw heads in Hollwood. They want to get heads in Hollywood.
Help me! Pop in the Gidget's Great Adventure DVD! I've got to go get this evil VHS tape back into Namimi!
Edison! Wait!
Push the DVD tray. Turn the page. Change the animal!
I can't move. Contractions!
Um, "can't." "Won't." "Ain't." Did you know that "ain't" was originally formed as a contraction of the words "am" and "not"?
Not those kind of contractions! It's time!
I don't have opposable thumbs! How do I get the DVD into the DVD player? How do I drive Luna to the animal hospital?
I don't care how you do it; just do it.
Drawing heads... Drawing heads...
Okay. Last resort:
Ow! Why'd you scratch me, Artemis? That hurt! *Sniffle*
Finally! I got you out of your reverie. Look at the walls! Look at what you've done!
I won't do it again! I promise!
It's time!
No! I don't want to die yet!
No, not that time. You're not going to die. Edison got his death warning a whole year ago! He's still running around!
Where is that magical elephant, anyway?
He was worried about you, so he took the tape back to your penthouse.
What for?
I think he's going to try to put it back in Namimi to reverse the curse.
You mean... the Boston Red Sox will finally win the World Series again?
...
...
Yes. Now take me to the hospital. I'm about to have kitties!
I'm never going to get to watch Gidget's Great Adventure.
Hey, while we travel to the hospital, why don't we flash scenes over to Edison?
What a great idea! I'm here! With the tape! Where's Namimi?
 Help me get into this bedroom!
Who's in the bedroom?
 Nobody!
Can you hear me, Nobody?
Yes, what do you want, SOmebody?
It's me, Edison!
You sound distorted.
I'm blurry!
 Whatever.
Now open the door, you good-for-nothing nobody!
No, I hate you, Edison! I'm not opening the door!
I need to find Namimi! It's an emergency!
A potty emergency?
No, I had one of those earlier...
Well, she's not here.
Is anybody other than Nobody in there?
Yes, a naked, hunky Melvykins is!
Pardon my curioisty, but what is a "Melvykins"?
She means Melvin!
Thank you, Nobody!
You're not welcome, Edison.
Your words would wound me if I were only quite solid right now. You hurt me almost as much as Molly does.
Pig.
No: elephant.
What-ev!
Where is Namimi?
Namimi this! Namimi that! Don't you care about anything but that Teletubby?
Help me, Amy! I don't have time for this!
I can't help you; I have a helmet on my head.
It's stuck?
No, I have a sideways football helmet on just for kicks.
Hey, don't get smart with me!
Get smart?!? I've been smart since before you were born.
That's it!
What is it?
If I can get you to see again, will you help me get into Serena's room?
I've been trying for the past several months. If I see, I'm pretty sure I could get the door open. But I'd be opening the door as much for myself as for you.
Okay, now the helmet is stuck on your head, but is your head stuck on your body?
Do you see a body? This is "Sailor Moon Says," for crying out loud!
Then we'll switch out your head with one of the thousands that Serena drew on my apartment walls!
What a brilliant suggestion! We must hurry before Molly has her way with Melvin!
Molly's in there too?!?
Yes... you were talking to her.
Oh, I thought I was speaking to Nobody!
Okay, let's go to your place now Edison. Which way is it--
My vision is blurry, so I'm not quite sure what you ran into...
Are you conscious?
I think she's passed out now.
Please let me in, Molly.
Sailor Molly Says: No. Let's end the episode here.
No!
Push!
Oh, they stopped!
Can we watch my DVD now, please?
I just almost had babies, so wait a minute!
And, besides... um... the episode's kind of over already.
What? Since when?
A couple lines ago.
Oh, I didn't hear. Luna was screaming pretty loudly. But it turns out that these contractions were just a false alarm.
That's okay, but the episode is over now, so shut up.
Oh, okay--
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