| Sailor Moon Says! |
| Season 3 |
| (Episodes 46 to 50) |
| Welcome to Sailor Moon Says: Season 3! These are the brand-new episodes of your favorite loud-mouthed, disembodied characters! This page contains episodes forty-six through forty-nine of the third season, so be prepared! | ||
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| Lita | Amy | Serena | Raye | Mina | |||
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| Episode 46: Edison" |
There. We're done.
That's a relief. What now?
We don't have a long period of time until the wedding, now!
Although we've been planning this thing for over a year now...
Yes! But now we've set a date and we've sent out the invitations!
Did you invite Serena and Molly, too?
Of course.
isn't that a waste of postage? I mean, they are in the same apartment as we are.
Melvin.
What?
Go pick out your tux and what you want the groomsmen and the best man to wear.
The groomsmen? But we don't know that many guys! We only know Darien and Halan!
Fine. Groomsman and best man.
Traditions suck.
Go! I need to get a dress!
How will I ever decide... It's not as if they'd both show up at the same time and I could make them duke it out...
Hey! Is Serena here?
I have no excuse to be here!
Oh joy. Come with me, you two.
Where are we going? I wanted to see Serena!
Well, she's not here! Get over it. Okay, what's your objection?
Eh. I'm complacent.
Here's the deal: Amy and I are going to have a wedding soon.
When?
Soon.
Have you set a date yet?
Yes.
What is it?
I'm not telling. If I do, then Gemini6Ice will be forced to write it for that date. If I corner him like that, he'll be likely to screw up the wedding out of spite.
Ah.
Oh.
Ting-tang...
Walla-walla...
Why are you staring at me?!?
Say, "Bing-bang"!
And I need to pick a best man. Are either of you interested?
Not particularly... I heard that you wanted to help Halan get Serena at that New Year's party.
Yeah! But I accidentally held Lita's instead! Thanks to Raye!
Raye is evil...
Oh. Anyway. Yeah, I'm not too interested in being your best man either.
But I need a best man! If you're not the best man, you'll have to be the groomsman!
Would we... have to groom you?!?
I'm not too sure... I'll have to ask Amy about that.
Fine. Paper-rock-scissors?
You're on!
One... two... three... Ha!
Hey! But I won! Why are you 'ha'ing?!?
You won. So you get to be the best man!
No! I won! That means I get to not be the best man!
That's it! You're going down!
I think those stairs lead up, actually...
Ouch! I'm falling up the stairs! I hate this apartment building!
Halan! What a pleasant surprise!
You seem to have fallen in on our tea time.
An elephant that drinks tea...? Could I have a cup, please?
Why, certainly, you handsome man, you.
Aw, shucks...
Would you like sugar?
No, thank you. This is quite fine. I'm going to go wait for the elevator now.
And then I said--
Ha! Take this--
--huh?--
--tea?
 Ouch! You've scalded my face!!
I'm gonna get you!
Why didn't you take the elevator?
Um? I didn't think of it?
Great.
Wasn't I in the middle of kicking your butt?
You mean trying to!
Well, prepare your butt for a kickin'--
--by me!! Mercury, Star, Power!!
I must say, this Amy is a lot more violent than the one on the actual show!
Yes, it's one of the many liberties Gemini6Ice has taken. Such as changing Alan's name from Alan to Hal, then, finally, to Halan. Or even turning me into--
Don't say it!
I wasn't going to, Melvin.
Good.
So... what's going on?
Don't kill him! Then I have to be the best man and the groomsman!
 I don't care! Look what he did to my face! My precious face!
Since when were you so vain?
Hide me!!
Not behind me, buster! You got yourself into this mess!
I was trying to scald Darien!
Why would you want to scald me?!?
There he is!!
Um...
What did you do, Melvin?
I just wanted a best man for my wedding!
You could have asked me!
But you're female...
Has the fact that I'm a magical elephant completely missed staying in your head, little man?
Hey! I'm not that little!
I also have telepathic powers: yes, you are.
Yeah, you're right. But how can you be my best man?
By becoming male! Of course, for you to differentiate between the two of me, I'll need to change my color to a stereotypically matching one... such as blue, perhaps? And you'll have to call me Edison.
That'd be so great! You'd be the best best man, er, elephant ever!
Of course I will. I should go ahead and change so I'll be used to the different anatomy--not any that you'll be seeing, of course--by then. Lightbulb!!
Is that her transformation command?
I suppose so. It makes sense to me. But that may just be because I'm blonde. Get off the table, Halan!
But-but--
You should be thankful that I'm not kicking you out for all this violence! I'm just more interested in the sex-change going on over here...
What?
What was that?
Did you say "sex"?
This is what happens when we leave the show for a few weeks...
But it was worth it, right?
Of course. But there's something I should tell you--
Whoa.
 I have a headache now. Edison the magical--
--blue!--
Ahem! Edison the magical elephant says: Never get your friends to fight over something silly when you can just ask a magical elephant to change her gender! Magically!
Now we just need to find a tux to fit you.
I'm pregnant.
What?!? How did that happen?
Oh. Wow.
Artemis just passed out.
I can see that, Darien!
Halan's getting away. But I don't care. Edison's the best man, now!
Hey! Get back here, you jerk!
Somebody help me!
I ended the episode! Stop talking!
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| Originally aired: Sunday, January 5, 2003 |
| Episode 47: "Toll-Free Plotline" | ||
Well. Finally, all of my finals are done. I got an A in every class, just as I expected.
This our first episode in about five months! I've been so bored!
And this, dear readers, is where Gemini6Ice stopped writing this episode for a day or two. You see, he got bored. And I know what you're thinking. If Gemini6Ice gets bored writing these episodes, how does he expect you, the readers, not to get bored reading the episodes?
Luna?
Hey there, tomcat.
Shut up before Gemini6Ice turns you into a Teletubby or something.
Good point. But, still, we need something for this episode.
I don't have any ideas.
You never have any ideas.
I think I'll put my grades on the refrigerator.
Maybe we should start by taking a tally?
A tally?
Yeah. I mean, it's been several months since the last episode. Maybe we should have a quick re-cap of what all the characters are up to. I'll start. I'm still at NYU, but ever since Ellie became Edison, I've been working there alone. I also combined with Ellie for a short time.
Now that I'm male and blue, although I'm still a magical elephant, I've had to find a new job for my alter-ego. I mean, Ellie works at NYU, not Edison. I'm still looking.
Why don't you just change back into Ellie until the wedding?
It's my prerogative as a magical elephant not to. I wouldn't expect you to understand. And wait your turn! We're going through the tally right now!
After saving Darien, we've been going on dates together.
I've been continuing my college education at NYU. I just finished my junior year.
This tally really seems like something we'd see in a season premiere! Maybe this should be the start of the fourth season! I mean, the third season has been going on for several years now.
Shut up and wait your turn. *Stamp*
Ow...
Besides, Melvin, I suspect that our wedding may be the season finale.
Okay. Just please don't hurt me!
Gr.
Eep!
After I accidentally scalded Amy--
I forgot about that! I'll get you!
Honey, calm down.
Don't tell me to calm down!
*Stamp*
--I've been going out with Lita. I'll also be a groomsman at Melvin and Amy's wedding.
I still work at Chez La Stupidname.
I was turned into Dar, the Beastmaster, by Raye. If hadn't have been saved by the sixth anniversary of the Sailor Sun Fan Fiction Web Site, I would have remained Dar forever. Luckily, Serena and her crew were able to save me. Oh, I'll also be a groomsman. Lucky for all of us, Edison volunteered to be the best man, er, elephant. Whatever. Yay Edison.
I'm still pregnant.
How long do cats stay pregnant?
Apparently as long as Gemini6Ice wants me to.
Yeah, this was after a long disappearing act by the two of us, during which, um, the pregnancy, um, began. But we're back now.
Um, Raye? it's your turn.
I don't think she's back yet.
Right. Well, she's apparently still trapped in the catacombs under New York City with the mole people. You think we should take her out of the opening credits?
Well, we're not going to rescue her, are we?
You're the leader. I think.
We'll remove her next week.
Well, during our trip to France, Raye gave the keys to the coffeeshop to some random woman who wound up stealing the entire place. Then the vacancy was taken up by Pikachus--
--pika-chu!--
--which I got rid of with a steamroller, which also turned the entire apartment building upside down. But then I opened an outdoor café, which is still open for business and owned by me. Yay!
Is that everyone?
No! Me! See, this stalagmite fell into our penthouse! And Molly and I used CLR on it, and--
We don't have a plot yet, do we?
Doesn't look like it. Is everyone really just standing around the penthouse doing nothing?
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Looks like it.
Sure.
I'm a magical elephant. I'm not required to come up with some creative way to say "yes."
This male Ellie is a lot meaner.
I can turn back into Ellie at any time and force you to be the best man again, little boy!
I have a plot idea! New York City was built on artifical land--
No, that's boring, Melvin.
What's this? Guys, check it out!
What is it, Amy?
The magnet I used to stick my grades to the fridge! It has a hotline number on it!
So?
Not just any hotline! The plotline hotline! And it's toll-free! We can call and get a plot!
Ooh! Let's do it!
Okay, I'm calling! Be quiet, guys!
What did they say?
Ssh!! Okay, 1 for comedy. Okay, here we go! "Over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go!"
This car's pretty small.
Someone's stepping on my head.
Shut up, Melvin.
Who's driving?
I've got the wheel! But my feet are stuck in the backseat!
I'm not liking this plotline too much, Amy.
Calm down! We'll be to grandmother's house soon!
Whose grandmother's house are we actually going to?
...
I can reach the pedals with my tongue! Nyahhhhhhh!!!
Stop hitting the brake down there!
Does anyone here even have a grandmother?
A magical elephant stuffed in the trunk is not a good idea! I'm only thinking of your welfare when I get out of here, humans!
And cats!
Cats are easier to step on!
Hey! that's not fair!
Yeah! We're in the glove compartment! Hey! I can feel our babies kicking!
Sorry! That's just my knee! Let me move it!
Ow! My crotch! Lita!
Whaaaaaaa...
Are you crying?
No, I was saying, "What?"! My tongue was stuck to the brake!
Get your tongue back on it! We're speeding up! And we're coming to a cliff!
If we end the episode here, it'll be a real cliffhanger! Ow!
More bad puns will result in more kicking!
I'm not even sure how the phone got us all into the car, anyway...
Well, we're about to go over a cliff! Do something!
If someone can hand me a cell phone, I can call again!
Wait! There's a button on the dashboard! Somebody press it!
I can get it with my toe...
Get your tongue back on the brake, missy!
One! Comedy! Quick!
Well, we're back in the penthouse.
Wait, why did the woman replace her clothes with post-it notes?
I think it has something to do with stealing the magical psychic powers of the man who only speaks Portuguese.
The one who wears the chicken suit?
No, the guy in the chicken suit speaks Spanish.
Somebody explain to me why the subtitles are in Pig-Latin?
They're easier to read than English subtitles.
Aren't we supposed to be bored? We seem more confused than bored.
My head hurts now. I'm going to sleep.
Anyone else for peanut-butter sandwiches?
Yeah!
Yes!
Yeah!
This movie doesn't even make any sense. I'm a genius, and I can't figure it out.
Why am I the only one here that understands it here?
Sweetheart, I love you, but, remember, you have the least intelligence out of all of us.
Normally, I'd cry, but--oh no! Madame Zwell's stuffed chipmunk just got hit by a car and died! It's so... sad!
And now she's crying.
Wait, what happened to the squirrel's bike?
I don't understand why the Portuguese guy didn't just walk through the front door to get the lemon meringue pie. Why did he have to sneak in through the ladies' bathroom? He's an idiot.
Maybe meringue means something else in Portuguese?
No, but the subtitle said, "eringue-may"!
I have peanut-butter stuck on my tail.
We can get--
Shh! She's about to destroy the shopping mall with her mailbox!
--it out with chewing gum. Right?
No, I think it's the other way around.
Serena's totally ignoring me.
Oh, it's starting to make sense!
You're not as stupid as me! Teehee! It took you a while!
Sailor Mercury Says: I think the trip to grandmother's house with eleven characters crammed in a compact sedan was actually better.
This... is the best movie ever!
I know, right!?!
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| Originally aired: Sunday, May 25, 2003 |
| Episode 48: "Gidget and the Distended Gall Bladder Area" | |
Okay. I'm annoyed now.
Why is that, my sweet?
Watch out for those two-piece bathing suits, Gidget!
Oh no! Gidget's car is out of control!
Zzzz... Zzzz...
Mina! Stop snoring!
Mina, wake up! You're missing the third chase scene!
Huh? What? I fell asleep!
Yeah, now be quiet.
What happened to the Portuguese guy?
I'm really not sure. Serena? (She understands this the best.)
He accidentally ate the spindly mushrooms that Madame Zwell kept in a secret safe. Well, not accidentally, but he didn't realize they were hallucagenes.
Hallucinogenic, honey.
So he curled up in the trunk of Gidget's car, and he's unconscience.
Unconscious, not unconscience.
Shh! I'm watching the movie!
They won't leave! The stupid B-movie is still on!
Wow! I hadn't even noticed! I was taking notes on our big metal spike!
Don't worry about the big metal spike! Worry about this movie! Will it ever end? It's been on for two weeks now! Darien and Halan are the only two to have even gone to the bathroom!
Yeah, Serena's gall bladder area is looking a little distended.
You've been looking at Serena's gall bladder area?!?
Honey, put down that knife! No! Please! Amy!
I'm falling! The cats are in the kitchen!
*Munch, munch* What? We're hungry!
Don't forget the elephant!
Oh! My quiche is ready! Yes, I cook!
I think you cut off part of my tail, Amy.
Then shouldn't you be in more pain?
Oh. Then maybe you didn't.
I can't take this! Animals are eating in our kitchen again!
Again? *Munch, munch*
Yeah, this our first time eating in your kitchen, Amy.
Then... you've been here for two weeks?!?
That sounds *Munch, munch* about right, doesn't it?
Hey, it takes time to get quiche just right!
I'm pretty certain quiche doesn't require two weeks to prepare.
I spent a while deciding what I wanted to make.
Anyway... Melvin, we have to figure out how to get everyone out of here! I want our private little penthouse back!
A gorgeous view...
Yeah! I miss that too! All because of Mina, all our windows overlook... dirt!
Kinda big...
No, it seems the same size to me.
Commercials! Stretch time, everyone!
Commercials! Finally! Something intelligent to watch!
Ew! Melvin's looking at my gall bladder area!
Well, it is a little distended, Serena!
Stop looking! I'm going to the bathroom!
You were looking at her gall bladder area again, Melvin! Why can't you be monogamous?!? I want a divorce.
We're not married yet.
Then... Why aren't we married yet? We've been arranging the wedding for a few years now!
We're patient?
I won't be much longer! You hear me, Gemini6Ice?!? I won't be patient much longer!
I want chicken! I want liver! Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver!
No Meow Mix for us, thanks! This quiche is delicious, Edison!
Why, thank you! I made it myself!
Stop the madness!
What are you, Amy? Pat Sajak?
Oh, wow. Pat Sajak's "Stop the Madness" commercial is actually on right now!
I'm sure most of the readers have no idea what we're talking about.
I'd tell them to Google-search for "Pat Sajak" and "Stop the Madness," but right now my primary concern is evicting you from my penthouse!
It's back on! Hurry, Serena!
Unnngh! I'm trying! It won't come out!
Are you doing number one or number two?
We're eating here!
Number--ungh--one!
And it won't come out? But your gall bladder area is distended!
We know.
Too bad we can't see it out here...
Ew!
Melvin! *Whap*
Ow!
Hey! That's my girlfriend's distended gall bladder area you're talking about there! I'd get up and fight you, but my brain is numb from this movie.
No! That's not really your landlord, Gidget!
We're not leaving until either Luna has our kittens or that stupid movie ends!
Okay, that's it! I'm getting the tank!
No! Amy! Come back!
No wonder it was distended! I had a can of soda in there!
You peed a soda?
Yep. A Jolt Cola.
Ew. Just ew.
I haven't said anything in a while.
Neither have I.
Oh, no! Serena, don't!
Ew!
That's disgusting!
What? I've eaten too mcuh quiche to get up!
Yeah! We wanna know too!
She's drinking the soda! Ew!
I'm gonna be sick...
All this lovely quiche won't get to stay down! Oh, no!
You've ruined the pleasure of my quiche, you evil blonde!
Does nobody else care that Amy just left to go get a tank?!?
Ah! That was a refrehsing Jolt Cola!
You sicken me!
What?
That came out of your gall bladder!
This? No, it didn't! I threw away the one I peed out!
My girlfriend just said "peed out."
Dude, you need to get yourself a high-class girl, like Lita here.
Aww, isn't he sweet?
Then where did you get the Jolt Cola you just drank?
We'd better get a big endorsement check from Jolt after this episode airs.
Not that many people come to Gemini6Ice's website anymore. The most we could hope to get from Jolt is a free can of soda.
Hmm... When will it get here?
There's somebody at the door! I'll get it!
No! Amy has a tank!
A package? For whom? All of us? Okay, I'll sign.
How does an elephant sign for a package?
You blondes are always forgetting the "magical" elephant part.
Oh. Right.
We have a package from Jolt!
Ooh! Yay!
There's a letter enclosed: "Dear disembodied characters, thank you for taking the time to endorse Jolt and its caffeinated beverages. Enclosed is your payment, a can of Jolt Cola!"
You were right, Lita!
Aren't I always? *Giggle*
I love it when you giggle!
I love it when I giggle too! *Giggle*
Hurry up and open the package, Edison!
Don't tell me what to do! I can stomp on you, you know!
Right. Sorry, sorry.
It's empty! There's no can of soda!
They cheated us?!? Those caffeinated jerks!
No, I can see the can's indentation! It was just recently taken from the package!
Who took our Jolt Cola?!?
I'm sorry. I was thirsty.
Wait... How did you get the Jolt Cola out of its package before the package even arrived?
i'm not really sure.
(Lita, don't point out the plotholes.)
We only have a few minutes! Amy will be back soon!
If you guys want one so badly, there's one in the bathroom trash can.
Ew.
I'm going to be sick!
Join the party, blondie!
Is it just me, or has Luna gotten a lot less British ever since she got pregnant?
I'm sorry, everyone! I have to do this for your own good! Tuxedo Melvin Says: Duck! The tank will be here soon!
That's a sucky moral!
Yeah, we could do better than that!
Fine! Then do better! We have to end the episode and get out of here before Amy comes back with the tank!
Maybe I can't... I can't think of anything.
Oh! I've got one! Sailor V says: If you have a distended gall bladder area--stop drooling, Melvin--you may actually have a can of soda lodged in your gall bladder! Go to the bathroom and number one really hard! Right now!
(Yes, she said Sailor V. Go back and read the older episodes if you're confused.)
It's over!
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| Originally aired: Sunday, June 8, 2003 |
| Episode 49: "Tanks for Everything" |
How do I get everyone out of here before Amy comes back?
Go, Gidget!
Oh dear! The front door just caved in!
Along with the rest of the wall around it! It's Amy!
Are you going to get out my penthouse the easy way or the hard way?
Neat! Is this the new XD-478 tank?
Yep, it sure is!
I've been saving up for the XD-477 for a year now! And I'm nowhere near being able to afford it! How in the world did you pay for it?
Oh, I just went to www.redtanksale.com!
Did she say "tank" or "tag"?
I'm not sure, but I bet you that's a dead link there!
If I were still part of "Sailor Moon Says," I'd make some sort of comment about how ridiculous it is to be able to speak a hyperlink!
Yeah, well, you're not. So shut up.
What happened to your faithful devotion to me, Dar?
I'm not Dar; I'm Darien! And you brainwashed me, you freak! Now go away! You're supposed to have been attacked by mole people!
Yeah, I'm afraid I agree with Darien, Raye. We shouldn't find out what happened to you until at the very least next season.
Yeah, and before this season ends, we still have this movie to finish watching--
--that you've been watching for three weeks--
--and kittens for Luna to have--
--get me painkillers first!--
--and our wedding to attend to!
Finally! Now that we're done with those stupid dashes--
No! Your giant mech robot is possessed by the Portuguese man's ghost, Gidget!
Fine! I'm leaving! I never told you what happened to me, anyway!
You're not on the show! You can't leave! You can't even arrive! You were never here!
No evil Raye. Just the way I like it.
Okay, now that we're done with the interruptions... Get out of my penthouse! You see this giant tank? I'm not afraid to use it!
Wait, how much did you pay for it?
Just five hundred.
Wow! I have to go order one now!
I have to warn you, though: they all come red. That's why they're cheaper.
Because they're red? But... your XD-488 here is blue!
Devil in a blue tank, blue tank...
Shut up, Melvin dear. Sorry, Edison, what did you say?
Why are red tanks cheaper?
Well, they just paint them red to coincide with their name, "Red Tank Sale." But, also, red paint is one of the cheaper colors, or at least it used to be; that's why old schoolhouses (in America) were red.
Ah! That makes sense! So you painted it yourself, then?
Yeah, that's why it took me a week to get back up here--down here, I mean--with it.
How did you get it down here, anyway?
I took the service elevator.
Ah.
I don't mean to be rude, because I do very much enjoy bonding over heavy machinery with you, Edison, but would you mind if I cut our conversation short? I was in the middle of attacking my friends with this thing.
Oh, certainly. Would you like me to--
Now which button moves the barrel of it? (I accidentally painted the manual onto the tank's surface somewhere, and now I can't find it.) This one? Oops!
The T.V.! Our B-movie! No!!!
Is that... a giant blue tank?
Why is Amy driving a tank? And why didn't anyone warn us that she was going to?
Melvin didn't want to betray his "one and only love," I guess. Hmph!
I tried to warn--
Get out of my penthouse! Now! I'm sick of you people lounging about! You've been here for three weeks! Now go home!
I live here, Amy, remember?
Yeah, and I'm rooming with Serena. And, anyway, I bought this penthouse after I won all that money in Las Vegas, remember?!?
I'm on a tank rampage! Don't argue with me!
Do we have a TV in our room, Serena?
No. Where are we going to get a TV now? Or at least something that gets reception?
Why are you two looking at me like that? Ow! Stop hitting me on the head! Ow!
If we hit her enough, she should turn back into Namimi, the fifth teletubby!
To our room!
Help!
Well, at least they're out of my hair. Now, as for you!
Who?
Us?
I can't believe Serena deserted me like that!
I'm pregnant! I can't move!
Um, i'm pregnant too?
I like your tank.
Yeah, I already decided I like you, Edison; you get to stay. And Melvin is my schnookums. The rest of you, however...
Um, Amy?
What is it, Edison?!?
Before you completely ruin your nice penthouse, would you like me to blast us all into an alternate dimension or something?
I'm a little scared...
Shh, I'll keep you safe, honey.
Yeah, I'm kinda scared too.
I'm not going to hold you tight, Darien.
Darn.
An alternate dimension?!? You can do that?
Hey, they don't call me a magical elephant for nothing.
I hate having to go to so much trouble to get people to leave my apartment.
Yeah, it's a pain in the butt to open magical portals, but it's a lot easier than replacing all your furniture and stuff.
Haec vera est.
(Latin for "This is true.")
Wait! i have an idea! Can you just send themto an alternate dimension?
Oh! Of course! The less people I send, the easier it is!
Yay! I'm happy now!
 This can't be good...
 Please hold me...?
*Sigh* Fine.
 Where are we goin--
And they're gone.
Good.
Do you think she knows that we hid in the cabinet?
Just stay quiet and she'll never find out.
Melvin, honey, could you please clean up this apartment while I go and park the tank in the parking garage?
Clean... this mess...?
You're such a wimp, Melvin. Really. Just get a broom and dustpan and go at it. Edison, would you like to help me find a parking spot for this thing?
I'd love to!
I'm all alone. Darien, Lita, Luna, Artemis, and Halan have been transported to an alternate dimension; Mina, Serena, and Molly are trying to watch that B-movie; and Amy is parking her tank with a magical, blue elephant.
Should we let him know that we're still here?
No, he'll probably tell Amy. Let's just hide in here until she cools off. Or dies. one of the two.
I can't believe I'm jealous of an elephant...
Oh! Look! The camera's on us now!
Hi! We're in our room, trying to get the B-movie on Mina's tummy!
...
She's unconscience.
Unconscious?
Yeah! And no movie yet!
Try hitting her on the head with something harder!
Sailor Moon Says: Where's a giant hammer when you need one?
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| Originally aired: Sunday, June 15, 2003 |
| Episode 50: Another Dimension |
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I can't sya anything! Why can't I speak?!?
Um, you just did, Lita.
All right! Finally! How long have we been stuck in this... void?
I'm not sure, but it's definitely been at least a month. At least however time goes by where we are.
Yay! We can talk again! You can stop holding me now, Halan.
Thanks. You were beginning to smell bad.
So how do we get out of here?
I'm getting hungry...
I'll cook you something when we get back to new York.
Wait... Do you know what this means, Halan?
What does what mean?
Being stuck here.
Um... Oh! We don't have to be groomsmen for Amy and Melvin's wedding!
Right!
Score!
Okay, enough male bonding. Let's get out of here.
(Now let's change scenes! To Serena's bedroom!)
Na...
Oh my gosh! She's saying it!
Success!
Mi...
C'mon, you Teletubby, you! You can do it!
Whew! I was afraid Melvin would hear us say that!
Yeah.
Mi! Namimi!
Woohoo! We did it!
Awesome! Now we just have to get that b-movie to appear on her tummy! Off with the shirt, Namimi!
No shirt?
We can't do topless scenes on this show, Molly!
Why not? Would Gemini6Ice get upset?
Either that or Melvin would watch it! And that violates the whole characters-stay-in-their-story principle!
Stop being Gemini6Ice's soapbox.
I can't help it. Now let's rub that tummy! Oh my! A picture is coming into focus!
Is that Gidget...?
No... it's--
There seems to be some glass wall right here, guys.
Hey! How do you move around? There's no fluid to propel oneself against!
I don't understand this complicated college-talk. But, yeah, i can't move at all. I can only wiggle around. Like being stuck on a swivel chair.
Stop trying to move and just move.
That makes no sense. Halan, your girlfriend is crazy.
I concur. But I still swoon when she giggles.
*Giggle*
*Swoon*
I'm beginning to think that being Melvin's groomsman may actually be better than this.
But, seriously, guys--
Seriously?
Like, for serious?
Dude, I think she's being serious here.
Seriously?
Yeah, totally. I mean, for serious--
Jupiter, Thundercrapclapzap, Crashsplash!!
Ow.
Listen to me! *Knocks on glass*
Why is Lita knocking on the front of Mina's stomach?
but how did they get inside? When did she eat them?
Well, Namimi eats everything.
Yeah, that's true. But, I mean, aren't Lita, Darien, and Halan a little big for a Teletubby to eat.
Well, she's a Teletubby, yeah, but she still has Mina's body.
Then aren't they a little big for Mina to eat?
Well, there has to be some explanation!
What should we do?
Make Mina puke again?
Why would we wanna do that? Then my room would stink!
I thought--nevermind.
I meant, should we continue to try to get the b-movie? I mean, we've been at it for a month. it's probably over by now.
Yeah, you're right. Blockbuster?
No, Hollywood Video.
Blockbuster!
Hollywood!
Wait! I think Lita's saying something!
Hollywood!
No, Lita's saying something! If only we could--
--in Hollywood...
Shut up!
You're supposed to be my friend! Don't be mean to me!
If only we could hear what she's saying!
I swear, Molly, you're so silly sometimes! Just turn up the volume. I mean, you could use your brain if you wanted to...
Great idea, genius. Now where is the volume switch on a Sailor Scout turned Tele--
--on the other side? Hello?!?
...
Stop looking at me like that! It's creepy!
How the heck did you do that?
Do what?
Turn up the volume on Mina-slash-Namimi!
Um, the volume-up button. Duh.
But there is no volume-up button!
Well, now I can't find it! But she had one earlier! It's how I turned the volume up!
Only you, Serena...
Only me what?
Only you could use a non-existant volume-up button on a human being to allow us to hear someone trapped in her stomach.
Thanks! (I think...?)
Okay! So we're watching them on Mina's television-stomach... How do we get them out?
Eject!
There's no eject--you did it again!
Huh? Did what again?
You made a VHS tape come out of Mina!
Namimi potty. Eh-oh.
Yeah, I just pressed the eject button.
Yes, but now Lita and everyone are gone from her stomach! It's just static!
Fzzzt.
I just don't know what we should do now.
We should see Amy. She's all smart and stuff.
But isn't she mad at everyone?
Oh! I know what we should do!
What?
Go to Hollywood Video!
What? Why?
To find that b-movie.
No, we should go to Blockbuster Video!
Or maybe we should just end the episode?
Yeah, we can find our b-movie on DVD next week.
Sailor Moon Says: Hollywood Video! Hollywood Video! Hollywood Video! Hollywood Video! If I keep saying this, then Molly can't get the last word in before the episode ends... Holl--ly--wood Vid--eo... Running out of breath... Must *gasp* keep going... Hollywood Video...
Blo--
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| Originally aired: Thursday, July 24th, 2003 |
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