| Gemini6Ice: |
What to do? What to do?!? Xplo still has his graser aimed at my e-mail system in Boston, Massachusetts! |
| Zoicite: |
I think they know what state Boston is in, Gemini-sama. |
| Gemini6Ice: |
The Demons? |
| Zoicite: |
Oh. I meant the Indiana SMML. But good point. |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Are they spying on us again? |
| Zoicite: |
But I do believe the Amazon trio is logging this scenerio and forwarding it to the ML. |
| Gemini: |
And on what grounds do you base that assumption? |
| Ranma: |
The Cursed Training Grounds! |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Go away! |
| (Gemini6Ice throws Ranma [male version] down the garbage chute.) |
| Zoicite: |
They made me say it! See? They're writing this whole thing! |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Silly Zoicite-kun... And how would they manage to send it to the Indiana SMML without anyone knowing and getting suspicious? |
| Zoicite: |
They will fraud your e-mail address! |
| Gemini6Ice: |
(Under his breath:) Whose program will malfunction next? (Aloud:) Well, as I was saying, how can I keep the graser from hitting my e-mail system... When Ami-chan left she disabled the reflector shields... |
| JYD: |
But, Gemini-sama, when you got your e-mail system back-- |
| (Gemini6Ice quickly blasts the JYD with a photon torpedo.) |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Oops. Sorry, I'm very clumsy... (Aside:) Whew! He almost gave away the ending to my mini-saga! |
| (Communicator beeps on.) |
| Nephrite: |
(Speaking from the communicator:) Gemini-sama! Help! They're all over me! |
| Gemini6Ice: |
(Speaking into the communicator:) What are? |
| Nephrite: |
Thousands of Chibi-Usa! Help!! |
Thousands of
Chibi-Usa: |
We're Rini! We're not Chibi-Usa! |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Dub characters! Oh no! That explains Ranma! |
| (Ranma [male version] and Ranma [female version] run past the
doorway, making out.) |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Somebody's been using the holodome! |
| (Serena pops into the room.) |
| Serena: |
Gemini! |
| (Serena starts throwing tissue paper at Gemini6Ice.) |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Who did this?!? |
| Zoicite: |
Let's investigate! |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Right! Moon Crisis Power, Make-up! |
| Zoicite: |
What are you doing?!? |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Don't look! |
| (He turns into Sailormoon.) |
| Sailor Moon: |
Oops! Wrong command! I've just pulled a Taiki! |
| Serena: |
| (Gemini6Ice / Sailormoon looks down at the fuku.) |
| Sailor Moon: |
Oh my. Bug out! |
| (Gemini6Ice / Sailormoon turns into a bug. Rini runs into the room, and Serena screams.) |
| Rini: |
Pop-tart! Pop-tart! Pop-tart! |
| Serena: |
Taiki! Taiki! taiki! Brat-munchkin! |
| (Serena flings Rini across the room into Gemini6Ice's computer. Hundreds of colored wires come out, and Rini explodes into little fried demon-child peices.) |
| Serena: |
Taiki! |
| Chibi-chibi: |
Taiki? |
| Serena: |
Chibi? |
| Chibi chibi: |
Taiki? Taiki. Taiki! |
| Serena: |
Chibi? Chibi. Chibi! |
| Bug: |
Bug back! |
| (The bug turns back into Gemini6Ice.) |
| Gemini6Ice: |
My hard drive! Someone is going to pay for this! |
| (Gemini6Ice storms out of the room, followed by Zoicite.) |
| Zoicite: |
Calm down, Gemini-sama! |
| Gemini: |
Why should I? Heads will roll! |
| (Several Luna-P roll down the hallway.) |
| Gemini: |
And I'm sick of all these puns!! |
| (Several Anns go down the hallway, attempting to poke each other's eyes out with puncils.) |
| Zoicite: |
It must be the work of one of the stupid Junk Yard Demons! |
| (700 Junk Yard Demons start coming down the hallway towards the
pair.) |
| JYD General: |
Get them! Commander Anderson says to! |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Run! |
| (Zoicite fires several balls of fire, killing off 200 JYDs.) |
| Zoicite: |
(Running:) I'm not too familiar with dub names: "Anderson"? Fill me in? |
| Gemini6Ice: |
(Running:) I think--yes--it was--discussed on the ML once: Amy Anderson, dub... |
| (He takes a moment to pant.) |
| Gemini6Ice: |
--version of Mizuno Ami. |
| Zoicite: |
How did she get control of an army of JYDs? |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Someone must have created her using the schematics from the faulty Ami, then she created an army for herself... The diabolical mind of a genius in a blue fuku... |
| (A guy dressed in a tuxedo is standing on the side of the hall.) |
| Guy: |
(Singing:) Genius in a blue fuku... blue fuku... |
| (Gemini6Ice and Zoicite dart past him, and the JYDs trample him.) |
| Zoicite: |
How can we win when we don't know how many people--characters, even--are being created in the holodome right now? |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Well.... |
| (He takes another moment to pant.) |
| Gemini6Ice: |
If they created an extra holodome with the holodome, who knows how many there could be? And why aren't you panting? |
| Zoicite: |
How many of what? Creatures or holodomes? Also, I don't have to breathe. I mean, duh! |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Don't get insolent with me! Both! |
| (The ceiling above them buckles and falls, leaving our heroes trapped between death and a hard place.) |
| JYD General: |
Now we've got you cornered! |
| (As the dust clears, Buffy the Vampire Slayer stands, wielding an axe.) |
| Buffy: |
Sorry, but you demons just ruined my day! Or at least my night! But even that's too much to forgive! |
| Zoicite: |
She's only wearing a bikini! (And she's talking a little more like Willow than Buffy) Did you program this, Gemini-sama?!? |
| Gemini: |
Um... Ehrm... |
| (Gemini6Ice clears his throat loudly.) |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Of course not! |
| (Sweatdrops form.) |
| Buffy: |
Time to die! |
| JYD General: |
Get her! |
| (Buffy quickly slays the remaining 500 JYDs.) |
| Buffy: |
Hey, Gemmy! All these demons are kinda the suck, huh? |
| Gemini: |
Um... Ehrm... Ah... |
| Zoicite: |
Gemini-sama! I knew it! You did program her! |
| Gemini: |
Yes, but she wasn't meant to be brought to life! She was a holodome-only program... For... |
| (More sweatdrops form.) |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Well, for tactical--um--fighting practice... |
| Zoicite: |
Then why is she wearing this skimpy bikini?!? |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Could we get a distraction here, please? |
| (Zoycite appears from the mop closet.) |
| Gemini6Ice: |
(Thank you.) |
| Zoycite: |
Impersonator!! |
| Zoicite: |
Eek! A dub version of me! I'm female?!? Disgusting! |
| (Zoicite quickly kills the mop-wielding Zoycite) |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Why don't you ask her? |
| Zoicite: |
Why are wearing that? |
| Buffy: |
Well, I was swimming... Yeah. |
| Zoicite: |
Yeah, sure. Swimming with whom? |
| Buffy: |
That cute guy Darien! He has, like, the most beautiful eyes! |
| Gemini: |
A dub Mamorou! This is worse than I thought! Where is the pool? |
| Buffy: |
In Sunnydale! |
| (Commander Amy Anderson appears in the middle of the hallway.) |
| Anderson: |
You dare to destroy my army?!? |
| Serena: |
(Voice coming from nowhere:) What will happen? You stay right there! |
| Buffy: |
Care to dance with me, Gemmy? |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Of course. |
| (Gemini6Ice and Buffy the Vampire Slayer begin a fancy waltz.) |
| Zoicite: |
We have an emergency on hand, Gemini-sama. Can't that wait? |
| (Lita appears from down the hall, followed by Raye, Mina, Serena, and another Amy, as well as Luna, Artemis, Ann, Alan, Molly, and Melvin.) |
| Lita: |
I'm a cook! |
| Raye: |
Evil demon! |
| (Raye slaps a piece of paper with "weird gang writing" on it onto Gemini6Ice's forehead.) |
| Raye: |
I shall punish you! Mars, Crystal, Power! |
| (Raye turns into Sailor Mars. Another Raye comes down the hall.) |
| Sailor Mars: |
Mars, Fireballs, Carge |
| (Sailor Mars shoots fireballs at the other Raye.) |
| Gemini6Ice: |
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!! |
| (Gemini6Ice passes out.) |
| Buffy: |
You killed my boy-- |
| (Everyone stares at Buffy, and she pauses for a moment.) |
| Buffy: |
--ish, immature creator! |
| Zoicite: |
(Looking uncertain:) Sure... |
| (Gemini6Ice's spirit continues to float overhead.)/td>
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| Gemini6Ice: |
Can't you hear me? This is really an out-of body experience! |
| Mechanic: |
Did somebody say auto-body? |
| Gemini6Ice: |
You can hear me? |
| Mechanic: |
Yep, I'm dead too! |
| Gemini6Ice: |
I'm dead?!? |
| Serena: |
Taiki! Moon, Star, Power! |
| (Serena turns into Sailor Moon.)/td>
|
| Sailor Moon: |
Remember, hire a mechanic to fix your mom's car, kiddies! Never try to fix one yourself! You might even get a time-out for it! |
| Raye: |
(Screams.) |
| Sailor Mars: |
Hey, nice (Scream), Raye! |
| Raye: |
(Thanks, Sailor Mars! You're my hero!) |
| Sailor Mars: |
Really? |
| Raye: |
(Yep!) |
| Sailor Moon: |
Sailor Moon says: Teeheehee! |
