There's not really a theme for this month. I'll just answer a few random questions that strike my fancy.

I know two cousins that love each other very much. They even kiss sometimes. You may know them as Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus. The verdict hasn't been reached on whether they are actually blood-related. The Japanese say that they aren't, yet Americans insist that they are "lesbian kissing cousins." That sounds like a headline: "LESBIAN KISSES COUSIN." I should get to run my own newpaper. (But I don't want it to be a trashy tabloid or anything.)(

There are many ways to confess to someone how you feel. The easiest way is a note. Unfortunately, this has the horrible consequence of making proof of your feelings for a certain person. So, I mean, if your lesbian kissin cousin has issues with your attraction to him or her, he or she could very well show the note to other people and use it to make fun of you. There's being direct about your not-quite-only-comrades-in-battle feelings. Heck, you could throw balls of energy at each other just for fun. However, this takes a lot of guts. I mean, way more guts than harvesting the internal organs of every Monster-of-the-Day. Yep, that much guts. I don't like my visual. Ew.

Your question is starting to gross me out now. On to the next one!

Wow, your questions are all over the place. You remind me of Usagi; you're very hyper. Unfortunately, no, I don't have a boyfriend. Boys my own age are always pretty immature. However, so are boys older and younger than I am. So, while a normal-age-difference relationship isn't looking too hopeful for me, neither is a January-Can relationship. Although... I'd rather be February than July. I tried online personals once. I mean, yeah, you get to find out a person's personality before you ever meet em, but so many of them send fake pictures. I'm not shallow by any means, but looks are important. Everything is important. Shallowness is placing one trait above all others.

My future plans include world peace.

Thanks, I think! Actually, I'm confused. I'm your favorite pretty-suited solider, but so are all of the other senshi? So... I'm not special at all? Well, Taylor, you're my favorite letter-writer, along with everyone else that has ever sent in a question for me.

I don't flunk tests nearly as often as Sailor Moon does; I usually just barely scrape by. I put in enough effort to pass my tests, but I don't freak out over getting a 100% on them like Ami-chan does. But, on occasion, yes, I do flunk tests. The key is not to worry about it. If you get upset about receiving an F, you'll only stress yourself and do worse on the next test. Or you may stay up late studying and then oversleep and miss your next examination. Also, this stress may possibly result in nasty nightmares about taking tests--possibly naked. Sailor Mercury often tells us about her dreams where she is working and working on a thirty-page paper and then she wakes up with absolutely no paper in existence as proof of all the hard work she's done.

Fortunately, I don't suffer from any of those problems, because I try my best not to get stressed by school. There are many ways to relieve stress. I have this red marker in my pencil case that I use on tests that I receive an F on. I carefully turn the F into an A and then I feel all better and accomplished. Usagi tried this once, but she used a pink marker, and it came out really obvious that she had tried to change the letter. Her parents grounded her for trying to trick them. But I'm not trying to trick anyone. I'll willingly admit to anyone that I failed the test. The letter-change just makes myself feel better about the test and my own academic abilities.

And then I reward myself with video games and ice cream for having done so well on my examinations.